Where do all the socks go?
I mean seriously, where do they all go?
I purchased 5 new pairs a little over 2 weeks ago and I can’t find a single pair. I know they've been washed, I did the washing. But searching through the clean washing that’s waiting to be sorted, I can’t find a single pair.
If it was just one missing sock from a pair then I’d assume the washing machine ate it, or that the washing machine is in fact a portal to another dimension, or possibly some crazy organic/mechanical hybrid that subsists on a diet of single socks, because eating a pair would just be greedy? But no, there is not a single sock to be seen, let alone a pair!
Very strange, very strange indeed.
Another one of life’s mysteries that will just have to wait to be solved, until I can find a pair of socks at least.